Real Life Jonah
by Captain Thunder Pickles
August 11, 2011
August 11, 2011
Just 20 years ago, a young man was fishing with his father when a killer whale attacked their small fishing boat and ate him whole.
Imagine everyone's surprise when they found out 20 years later that he had been living in the belly of the beast and finally found his way out. Luckily the whale had also swallowed a box of books that really smart people read, so when he swam out of the mammals mouth he was ready to enter the work force. Two months later he is now working in an elementary school teaching students about their online responsibilities. |